You'll Never Believe This One

I found out yesterday that I booked a voiceover job.

I'm going to be the voice of a talking remote control. Like an actual device. With buttons.

It's working title is the "Control-a-Man" and my guess is that it will be sold at novelty shops in malls around the country. Buttons pushed will say things like "Kiss Me, You Fool!" and "What About My Needs?".

I'm starting to amass a peculiar resume... but I'm getting paid to talk. What could be better?!