Bootcamp: "Because you’re not going to take any shit from the terrorists"

Warrior Fitness Boot Camp is listed in the Spas & Sport section of Time Out New York this week. Check it out, then CHECK THEM OUT!

For Real, these guys will whip you into shape like nobody's business. And they offer a trial class. If you're in the city and looking to get into a serious work-out regimen, get yourself over there now.

True, it is very hard and very tiring. But then again, isn't being a sad sack of chubby sloth also very hard and very tiring?